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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

What do you do at a club? You club.

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