John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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THE GAME

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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