- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Woman rights.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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