How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

tim has no humor

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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