"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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