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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

outside your comfort zone

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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