Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Connor is homo

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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