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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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