- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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