whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

My cat just died.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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