- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

the midget went to the midget store

Dumbledore dies.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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