- Anti Joke

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

pudding

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill