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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

feminism

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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