- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Your Mother

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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