- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Caca.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Chris Bosh's neck

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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