My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Justin's life

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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