- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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