- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Robin, get in the batmobile

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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