what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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