- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

quantum physics?

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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