- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Dance is a sport

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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