- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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