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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Women's rights.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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