Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

whats up and also down? your mum

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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