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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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