Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Knock Knock. Not home.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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