Female rights.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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your mom.

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