There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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The Joke Below

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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