What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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