- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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