Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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