- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Sixty... eight

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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