what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Anti Joke

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