- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

alex is cool

i hate non minorities!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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