- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Where's my baby??

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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