- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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