. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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