- Anti Joke

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.