- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

1+1=2

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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