- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

knock knock go away!!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Sex

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A woman is carried out of a bar.

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