- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Connor is homo

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Terry has ebola

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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