- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say? Im old

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

it's funny because it's funny

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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