A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Sex

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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