- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Pickles are powerful

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.