- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

im not food

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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