What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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