Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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