- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Bacon is delcious.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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