- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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