- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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