- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A black man walks out of a police station

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Badabing.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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