- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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