- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

rocky is here again.......................

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