A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Neither have I

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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