- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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