What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

hi penis ham telephone

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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