Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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If youre African, why are you white?

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Anti Joke

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