Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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