- Anti Joke

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.