- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

I like poop in my butt

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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