- Anti Joke

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.