- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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