A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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My love life

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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