- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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