Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

bryden is a faggot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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