whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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