What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Stephen Hawking

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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