What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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who is awesome? no one...

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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kill yourself

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you just read an anti-joke

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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