What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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