- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Knock Knock. Doors open

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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